Thursday, December 1, 2011
Monday, November 14, 2011
Saturday, November 5, 2011
5 Jokes (Enjoy)
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal. "Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!" Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come". The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come"? and the Indian replies, "ear sticky".
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes Officer?" "What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading this magazine." Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting." "And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I'm nineteen," he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be sixteen."
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Friday, September 16, 2011
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
teen top The Back Of My Hand Brushes Against lyrics
Dahatda dasi meoreojinda geu jjarbeun siganedo nan neoreul neomuna
Geuriwohanda
Nae yeojachinguga doe eojullae rago malhaesseo
Dasin neol mot bolkkabwa mangseorimyeo malhaetdeon geomnaneun naui gobaek
Geu nugudo namankeum saranghal sun eobseulgeoya
Eotgallineun ni son~ japgo georeogago sipeo
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Heechul's Message to Fans Before Joining the Army!
Monday, September 5, 2011
Sunday, August 28, 2011
GoodBye Lady HeeHee T_T
Saturday, August 27, 2011
U-kiss_SomeDay
Naeireun an teullimyeon dwae gojak silsuil ppuninde
Friday, August 26, 2011
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Kim Jaejoong (Hero)- 30 Questions & Answers
Friday, July 22, 2011
at school
but not in the same class >_<
Shana will go away
Kidding....