Saturday, November 5, 2011

5 Jokes (Enjoy)



An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal. "Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."


One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!" Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."
A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come". The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come"? and the Indian replies, "ear sticky".

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes Officer?" "What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading this magazine." Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting." "And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I'm nineteen," he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be sixteen."

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

Friday, September 16, 2011

JYJ-In Heaven M/V(Full HD).^^

JYJ reveals MV for 'In heaven'.


I like the song so much! :D


Thursday, September 15, 2011

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

bk7 pic

I made these pictures for bk7
I'm sorry because it is not good
It does not match the reality
GOOD LUCK BK7



bobo

teen top The Back Of My Hand Brushes Against lyrics

The Back Of My Hand Brushes Against lyrics
Algoinni uri hamkke georeul ttae jakku sondeungi seuchyeo jinanda
Dahatda dasi meoreojinda geu jjarbeun siganedo nan neoreul neomuna
Geuriwohanda

Nae yeojachinguga doe eojullae rago malhaesseo
Dasin neol mot bolkkabwa mangseorimyeo malhaetdeon geomnaneun naui gobaek
Geu nugudo namankeum saranghal sun eobseulgeoya
Eotgallineun ni son~ japgo georeogago sipeo

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Heechul's Message to Fans Before Joining the Army!

heechul left a thank you meesage to fans before he enlisted in the army.

He said"I would like to thank E.L.F for every thing you've done for me and i will be back after 2 years".T_T
Oppa heechul fighting!^_^

Monday, September 5, 2011

Finally, the return of JYJ !^^

JYJ reveals MV teaser for "In heaven"

the boy's of JYJ will be making their comeback this month and they've released the MV teaser for their new song, 'In heaven' :D
oppa Junsu look so handsome! ^^
check this out:

Sunday, August 28, 2011

GoodBye Lady HeeHee T_T

T_T I cant Stop my eyes Kim heechul From Super Junior Going to the army 
NO way 
But as I fan i should stay strong But I can't My tears just drops 
I ant tack Any More Dont GO Dont Go plz plz 
oppa .
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I am Fine now be strong oppa 
ELF around The World waiting For YOu TO Back 

Saturday, August 27, 2011

U-kiss_SomeDay

U-kiss SomeDay

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SomeDay Lyrice

Ttaeron hit ttaeron miss geureon geoji mwo
Naeireun an teullimyeon dwae gojak silsuil ppuninde

Friday, August 26, 2011

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Finally !!

 the 5 album For Super Junior 

WOW I can't Stop Watching the M/V 

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Kim Jaejoong (Hero)- 30 Questions & Answers

1.) Name: Kim Jaejoong.
2.) Birth date: January 26.
3.) Address: Someplace in Seoul.
4.) Blood type: O.
5.) Height: 180 cm.
6.) Weight: 63 kg.
7.) Shoe size: 275 mm.
8.) Personality: Bright I guess? (People say I don have a very good first impression.)
9.) Dream: To be a famous and respected singer, and to have my name remember for a while.
10.) Specialties: Singing, Staying awake, walking, thinking, playing and playing the 3.6.9 game.

Friday, July 22, 2011

at school


After the separation of bk7
Now four of us in one school ( bobo - bj - risa - shana )
but not in the same class >_<
Stupid school...We can not see each other, It's rare to meet in ( tuesday )
in that day we : Sing - dance ... etc
We rename our classes in our school :
My class -------- Dance room -------- It is empty
bj class --------- Kindergarten --------- it is full of colors & there is a plates for children
risa class --------- Garden ---------- They have a lot of butterflies & flowers
shana class ------- Sheep -------- its Full of wool
I do not know what to do.. this year will be boring
Shana will go away
dont forget our school and ur sheep class
Kidding....
good bye shana ..

Thursday, July 21, 2011

DJ MASA

Dj Masa 
ABOUT DJ MASA
Korean Pop fever has taken the world by storm and has been consistently producing good music and artistes throughout the years. But have you seen a DJ that makes wonders to it?
Carlos Henrique Brandão has been developing a musical project through the internet since 2005 under the moniker Masamune Carlos and more fondly known as DJ MASA.